What is going on here? You might ask.
I will answer. A blog post.
How boring of an answer.
BUT AT LEAST I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU.
Sometimes people think there are only two options. Awesome! or Boring :/.
There are actually 7 options.
1. Superfuckingawesome.
2. Supernotfuckingawesome.
3. I hate my life.
4. I have to kill someone.
5. Teletubbies rule.
6. I need some alchoholz.
7. All good children go to heaven.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY LISTS DON'T MAKE SENSE?
I will eat your dog.
The truth is that I am better than everyone.
I have met everyone in the entire world and known inside me that I am a better person than they are.
Most of them will tell me, too.
They will say, 'Master, forgive me for doubting you.'
I will say, 'Yes, my child. You are forgiven.' And I will smile. :D
You might think this post has no meaning and no direction, BUT YOU ARE WRONG.
All the words I say have meaning.
My life means something.
when i was reading this on my google reader i didnt know this was your blog owen.. then at the middle of the post im like
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then i saw the author. lol :))
and yes i think its a poem
It is not a poem. It is a blog post.
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