Speak as if No One is listening.

Because it's more accurate then speaking as if anyone is listening.

Even if people hear what you are saying or read what you write, the chances that they will understand your words anywhere close to how you understand them are so very remote.

If only we realized how different we are from each other, we would not be so surprised when differences emerged.

I may like a similar thing as you do, but my reasons for liking it are nowhere near the same as your reasons. People assume too much that we are similar and are always disappointed when they realize the truth that we are not.

It is better to assume we are different and be pleasantly surprised when we are the same.

Life is not either happy or sad. You will be happy and sad no matter what you do and choose, even if you choose what is good. Even if you choose what is boring.

And if you choose the boring and good way, it will eventually no longer be boring, but always nice.

Boring is good. Don't be evil.

Don't be evil.